Tupperware Orgy
New York Times Andrea Stevens

“Deserving of special mention... Alyssa Simon as the hard-boiled Sissy, who falls for a woman getting a degree in "evangelical arts."

Horowitz: The Acrobat At Rest
Backstage Nancy Ellen Shore

“The graceful, seductive Simon is an actor of great intelligence, subtlety, and depth. As the long suffering Wanda, she shifts among mommy, friend, lover, and social secretary, knowing just how and when to nudge her gifted husband away from the gaping precipice. Horowitz: The Acrobat at Rest is a must-see.”

Drs. Jane and Alexander
NYTheatre.com Scott Mendolsohn

"Alyssa Simon brings some weight to her performance as the mother; her physicalization of the woman's debility has real poignancy."

Woman Vs. Superman
oobr.com Elias Stimac

“She also cast the play well, with Alyssa Simon a strong stand-out as the misguided Laura, who realizes too late that she wanted a superhero in her life all along.”

Oh, Holy Night Mother Fucker
NYTheatre.com Terri Gallin

“...particular mention must be made of Alyssa Simon’s dazzling turn as Mrs. Stone. Never settling for mere homage, Simon ricochets from full-blown “no-more-wire-hangers”-esque conniptions to a wistfully clueless “seventeen-gentlemen-callers” narcissism. Her Mrs. Stone is monstrous and mesmerizing, and the audience can’t get enough of her grotesque histrionics and splendid comic flair. More Medea than Mary in a manger, Simon is yet another reason not to miss this ‘holy night.’”

Oh Mr. Cadhole!
NYtheatre.com Martin Denton

“There are a host of spectacularly good comic turns on view here: Alyssa Simon is dead-on as tough-as-nails Molly Hadafew.”